March 16, 2017, by Emma
Things I would rather do than write my dissertation.
- Eat the world’s most horrible vegetable
- Pluck every single hair out of my body with a pair of tweezers
- Travel across the Pacific Ocean with only Nigel Farage for company
- Write a blog post for the Student Life blog
- Superglue myself to one of the hopper buses
- Teach a bee how to play golf
- Try to impress a very critical wolf
- Step on a lego
- Actually talk to one of the SU campaigners
- Write somebody else’s dissertation
- Watch paint dry
- Watch Suicide Squad 9 times
- Hand knit my flatmate a jumper made from the hair she left in the shower
- Ask a very boring ghost for his life story
- Split my soul into 7 horcruxes
- Travel round the whole of campus in a sleigh pulled by snails
- Cry about Brexit
- Laugh about Brexit (and then cry about Brexit again)
- Do my make up using only different brands of butter
- Anything at all!
If you have any ideas about other things I could do instead of writing my dissertation please let me know!