The Art of the Shortcut
March 1, 2019
I am a connoisseur not of wine or jazz, but of shortcuts. My mind craves efficiency and is constantly calculating ways to streamline my travels. Once you recognise that a 30-minute trek can be shortened to a 10-minute march, I believe that you too will become host to this invaluable craving. Here, I aim to …
Grumpy and hangry
February 26, 2014
Why are we waiting? Tense with anticipating The cold air is grating Now I’m debating When will I get home? Dinner is calling But the bus is stalling Cue me then mauling Snacks found whilst trawling The SU shop You could say I’m a grouch Starting to crouch I just want my couch Hands make …
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